annabellehector:

twerk fail

annabellehector:

twerk fail

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

darlinglittlenarcissist:

precumming:

Is today like national twin day or something I’ve seen like 10 twins

Ah yes, National Twin Day. The annual holiday where the second born twin is let out of the house.

tigermisu:

 in this book i’m reading it says “he plucked a flower and stuck it in his buttonhole” and i completely misread it and now im laughing im actually 5 years old

i dont see nothin wrong

wienrs:

neopiacentral:

with a little bump n grind

drunkdilf:

isn’t it weird to think that most people you know had sex? that cute old lady sitting next to you on the bus? prob choked on a dick at one point in her life

breakinglestrade:

"You used to ride me like that" :(

breakinglestrade:

"You used to ride me like that" :(

step 1: stop being and asshole